04 1 / 2012

Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:

  • 1: Dad, I’m…gay.
  • 2: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
  • 1: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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  • 1: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
  • 2: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
  • 1: Dad, this response is really getting old.
  • 2: TWO HEADMASTERS.
  • 1: Yes, I get it, two hea—
  • 2: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
  • 1: Da—
  • 2: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
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