Under Construction: Kasey

Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:

• 1: Dad, I’m…gay.
• 2: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever knew.
• 1: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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• 1: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
• 2: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
• 1: Dad, this response is really getting old.
• 2: TWO HEADMASTERS.
• 1: Yes, I get it, two hea—
• 2: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
• 1: Da—
• 2: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.